I'm blaming aliens this time. Aliens kidnapped me because they wanted to learn the true meaning of Christmas. I made them watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas" 17 times before they decided to not destroy Earth after all, and let me go.
P.S. Keep your dogs indoors for a while. The aliens think Snoopy is real. Hey, just be grateful that I didn't show them "A Garfield Christmas." Pretty sure that would have made the aliens death-ray the Earth. Or all the cats, at least.
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